This should be enough to clean everything, and I do mean everything. Your house, your laundry....your nasty hippie ass. Rough estimate of total cost $75. Essential oils are your priciest purchase and totally optional. If you're overly paranoid like myself, research the risks and benefits of essential oils and use sparingly.

White Vinegar(might as well get apple cider vinegar too, its great for gardening problems)
Olive Oil (at some point we'll be purchasing grape seed oil as well)
Coconut Milk(we bought this non-organic prior to our whole foods trip)
Vitamin E oil
Flax Oil
Any and all citrus fruits
Pure Castile Soap (bar and liquid)
Washing Soda
Baking Soda
Borax(it's your new best friend)



Oops, we forgot to name-drop salt. The kosher and sea varieties are best but good ol' Morton's will do the trick.